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I feel like the opportunity to become the youngest Groucho Marx impersonator was completely missed by my parents. But I overcame this obstacle to become an amateur class clown. The pay was lousy. 

I've worked as a retail manager, personal assistant, social media manager, ceramic artist, copywriter, customer service assistant, makeup artist, receptionist, spruiker, hearing tester and I currently work in hospital administration but what I really want to do is write. Oh yeah, last year I was a tap dancing mirror ball. True story.